NAME: RYAN CLARK

AGE: 26

HEIGHT: 6’

WEIGHT: 170

EYE COLOR: IN A COLORING BOOK

HAIR COLOR: BROWN

FINGERS: 10

TOES: 10

 

 

A – ARIZONA – Where I was born

B – BILLINGS – The home of the local music scene I love

C – CONAN – O’ Brien and the Barbarian

D – DETHKLOK – like Gwar, this band will never get old for me, even if they are cartoons.

E – EVIL DEAD – Still love it when Ash puts the chainsaw on his lost right hand and all he says is one word…. “GROOVY” now that’s pimp!

F – FOLF – Fun and free!

G – GROVER – My favorite muppet

H – HUNTER S. THOMPSON – Will be missed dearly

I – IRISH – And proud

J – JAMES BOND – Love all the movies but “A View To A Kill” is my favorite… Christopher Walken plays the best villan

K – KANGAROO – I really want to box one someday

L – LACROSSE – A bad ass sport

M – MUSICIAN – Love playing guitar (bass, acoustic, electric) and drums

N – NAVY – Stands for “Never-Again-Volunteer-Yourself” wish someone had told me that before I joined

O – OBSESSED – With music and concerts

P – POLISH – and… ummm… what were we talking about?

Q – QUOTE – “I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT DISCO AS I DO ABOUT HERPES” - Hunter S Thompson

R – RESTRAINING – Orders are just another way of saying “i love you”

S – SUNSETS – Better than sunrises

T – TELEVISION – Still waiting on that revolution that they said would be televised… maybe they’re holding it for sweeps week.

U – UFC – favorite fighters … BJ Penn and Nick Diaz

V – VODKA – Whiskeys too rough and champagne cost too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear

W – WOMEN – Love em

X – XENU – Afraid of people who like this guy

Y – YODA – “DO OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY”

Z – ZACK WYLDE – Nuff said.